Poopy Mc̱Butt
Outtakes from Funny Animals
The website Inherently Funny has
received hundreds of submissions
for funny animals.
Many were not published.
A lot were poop jokes.
Animal
The Poopy Dog
Dog poops every one second for 5 years and covers the owners house in poop in 5 milliseconds. Now everyone thinks he is the poop god.
May 4, 2024
Animal
Exploding Chicken
A chicken that erupts with a serious case of explosive diarrhea whenever it feels threatened.
January 22, 2024
Animal
A Pooping Dog
They always pull in their legs and squat down.
January 12, 2023
Animal
Butt-Licking Monkey
Lick, lick.
October 7, 2020
Animal
Butt-a-saurus
This ancient dinosaur has a big butt! It farts a lot.
November 15, 2019
Animal
Turtles Can Breath out of Their Butts
Imagine if we could do this. You could literally stick your butt in a life ring hang up side down and look underwater as long as you wanted to!
October 26, 2019
Animal
Ass Monkey
The ass monkey scratches his ass everyday in public in front of everyone Don't be a nobody. Be an ass monkey.
March 22, 2019
Animal
Beefcoon
A type of raccoon that disables electronics in the modern age.
September 20, 2017
Animal
Frillicus
A crossbreed that consists of a blue whale and a Sphynx cat. Often bred with koalas.
September 10, 2017
Animal
An Un-invited Giraffe
Okay, an un-invited giraffe is sitting on your porch when you get home… He or she is selling one-dollar doors, of which you come to find out because because this giraffe is somehow yelling in your face, “Dollar, dollar!”
July 22, 2017
Animal
Ghariel
A tropical species related to the crocodile. They have long, slender muzzles and big gigantic teeth. One bit me last summer in Antarctica.
June 4, 2017
Animal
A Dog That Humps Its Owner and then Pees on Its Owner
May 5, 2016
Animal
Fartisouarus
Eats farts.
May 4, 2016
Animal
A Farting Furball Under the Couch
February 26, 2016
Animal
Cog
A mix between a cat, a dog, and a goat. Super powers? Can shoot milk out of its whiskers while barking.
February 21, 2016
Animal
Shish-ka-bobcat
A shish-kabob and a cat! His tail is a shish-kabob his ears are a shish-kabob and his teeth are shish-kabobs!
February 7, 2016
Animal
Zebra Squirrel
A striped squirrel who hates lions.
December 31, 2015
Animal
Unipegbra
A unicorn, pegasus, and a zebra all in one. Watch out as they stab stupid people with their horns and fly away, so if they look you in the eyes just take your death in a proud way. Hey at least you die instantly.
October 20, 2015
Animal
Numper Tiger
Poos everywhere, eats itself, and can't breath.
October 2, 2015
Animal
Nommy-nom
A poke-ball like creature that only eats hotdogs, and thinks I'm a hot dog! Ahh!
June 21, 2015
Animal
Hexahorse
A five-legged horse that lives in Antarctica with lots of fur. Very dangerous. It lays eggs.
June 18, 2015
Animal
Catypus
Mutant kitty and half platypus, known across the globe as the catypus. From the coast of West Africa, it is the stupidest thing you will ever see that looks like a train has ran over it.
June 2, 2015
Animal
Flabidoris
This is a flabby, green dinosaur that kinda looks like the loch-ness monster. He is invisible and he has to roll around because he’s so fat. He also is best friends with the all-seeing goat wizard and his favorite food is unicorn stuffed tacos.
May 8, 2015
Animal
Nappypoopoocopter
Yes, exactly what it sounds like.
April 30, 2015
